Pixar can never top this.
This is why you should never be a whipped superhero.
“Honey, there’s a bank robbery going on!”
“TAKE OUT THE FUCKING GARBAGE BEFORE YOU TAKE OUT THE TRASH”
NO NO NO NO
WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT
IT’S BEEN TOO LONG SINCE I’VE HAD A NEW BOOK OR MOVIE FOR NEW STUFF FROM THIS SERIES TO BE RIPPING APART MY SOUL IT’S SLOWLY ROTTING FROM THE ACHE OF THE ORIGINAL I CAN’T HANDLE THIS
Someone should pull a prank on Justin Bieber where he goes somewhere crowded and they hire a bunch of teenage girls to pretend they don’t know who he is and just see how pissed off he gets
and they should ask for a picture but it turns out they want him to take a picture of them
then another group of the are crowding around an extra from a tv show asking for pictures and autographs
Vegetabrella by Yurie Mano
This is pretty rad-ish, but lettuce not get too excited, the umbrella will allow your head to romaine dry but it’s not very tasty. I know the puns are corny but I really don’t carrot all.
Reblogged for puns. Peas stop.
Jaime. The name was a knife, twisting in her belly.
“… I… you do not understand, Jaime…he saved me from being raped when the Bloody Mummers took us, and later he came back for me, he leapt into the bear pit empty-handed…I swear to you, he is not the man he was.”
Wonder Woman would like both of you to knock it off now.
I just wrote sixteen threesome stories in my head.
(Also of note: Bruce is a biter.)
So that’s where Damian gets it from. Heh.
Henry Cavill & Antje Traue training for Man of Steel (x)
Man of Steel Carl Jr Super Bacon Cheeseburger Ad
omfg i laughed so hard
We still have people who judge based on looks, race and religion, and discriminate the so-called “oppressor”. So don’t let your guard down.
Do not forget there are predators out there either. Keep your private information private. And if you meet any friends on here outside of Tumblr go in a group to a public place.
Overpassin’
