how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use
The best of Anatoly Knyazev
sorry but that is just Merle, Amy Pond and Thranduil talking
Day 1: you ripped open my vagina and I hate youDay 5: just kidding you’re so cute and soft and small lol I could fit you in a handbagMonth 2: STOP CRYING PLEEEAASE. JUST ONE HOUR OF SLEEP AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVERRRRMonth 5: mama? Mama? Mama? Say it? Please? Say something? PleaseMonth 8: IF. YOU. DON’T. STOP. SAYING. MAMA. THE. POLICE. WILL. NEVER. FIND. THE. BODY.Year 1: One down. 17 to go…Year 1, Month 11: oh god.. it’s coming…Year 2: NO PLEASE JUST PUT THAT DOWN. NNOOO! DON’T TOUCH THAT! Baby, i love you no matter whaT BUT PLEASE DON’T TOUCH THAT JJUST STAY STILL PLEASE SWEETHEARTYear 3: Oh thank god that’s overYear 4: Awwww, you went to preschool. isn;t that adorable, my little intellectual shitYear 5: ACTUAL SCHOOL! YOU LEARNED COLORS AND NUMBERS YOU’RE A GENIUS
Year 15: You called me a fuckwit. What the fuck is a fuckwit?
year 16; oh god no LIGHTLY step on the gas NO NON NO NO YOU DONT HAVE TO PRESS THAT HARD ON THE BREAK!!!
year 17: I caught you masturbating but you didn’t notice so I didn’t say anything. You’re welcome.
After tryning Habitat cafe and GRUBS, I have finally tried quality churros in Singapore, ignoring USS of course.
Located in Central Orchard, Spanish Doughnuts is one of the newest churros outlet in Singapore. This beauty here costs $9.90 and it is packaged like a bouquet, perfect for dates.
Other options are available such as the original long ones and the flavoured ones which honestly didn’t look as appetising.
Back to this shortie. It is not chewy like USS nor does it have the cinnamon sugar that we liked, it was however very crispy and the inside doesnt clump together. Until I find a better one, I am ready to settle for this.
Do be prepared to queue up for at least 15mins though. Trust me, it’ll be worth the wait
181 Orchard Road,
#05-51/52 Orchard Central,
“We are Groot.”
Chris Pratt isn’t the only star who hit the gym for Guardians of the Galaxy.
I AM GROOT!