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seinfelcl:

how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

everythingisbloomable:

The best of Anatoly Knyazev

Me watching Guadians of the Galaxy

sorry but that is just Merle, Amy Pond and Thranduil talking

mytra-fallen-angel:


stunningpicture:

My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.

This made me cry so hard because I haven’t seen the cursive alphabet in so long  they’ve stopped teaching it where I live 

mytra-fallen-angel:

stunningpicture:

My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.

This made me cry so hard because I haven’t seen the cursive alphabet in so long  they’ve stopped teaching it where I live 

sextspert:


superwholock-at-hogwarts:

chevvybar:

hiddlestalker:

lifehackable:

More Life Hacks Here

Day 1: you ripped open my vagina and I hate you
Day 5: just kidding you’re so cute and soft and small lol I could fit you in a handbag
Month 2: STOP CRYING PLEEEAASE. JUST ONE HOUR OF SLEEP AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVERRRR
Month 5: mama? Mama? Mama? Say it? Please? Say something? Please
Month 8: IF. YOU. DON’T. STOP. SAYING. MAMA. THE. POLICE. WILL. NEVER. FIND. THE. BODY.
Year 1: One down. 17 to go…
Year 1, Month 11: oh god.. it’s coming…
Year 2: NO PLEASE JUST PUT THAT DOWN. NNOOO! DON’T TOUCH THAT! Baby, i love you no matter whaT BUT PLEASE DON’T TOUCH THAT JJUST STAY STILL PLEASE SWEETHEART
Year 3: Oh thank god that’s over
Year 4: Awwww, you went to preschool. isn;t that adorable, my little intellectual shit
Year 5: ACTUAL SCHOOL! YOU LEARNED COLORS AND NUMBERS YOU’RE A GENIUS

Year 15: You called me a fuckwit. What the fuck is a fuckwit?

year 16; oh god no LIGHTLY step on the gas NO NON NO NO YOU DONT HAVE TO PRESS THAT HARD ON THE BREAK!!!

year 17: I caught you masturbating but you didn’t notice so I didn’t say anything. You’re welcome.

sextspert:

superwholock-at-hogwarts:

chevvybar:

hiddlestalker:

lifehackable:

More Life Hacks Here

Day 1: you ripped open my vagina and I hate you
Day 5: just kidding you’re so cute and soft and small lol I could fit you in a handbag
Month 2: STOP CRYING PLEEEAASE. JUST ONE HOUR OF SLEEP AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVERRRR
Month 5: mama? Mama? Mama? Say it? Please? Say something? Please
Month 8: IF. YOU. DON’T. STOP. SAYING. MAMA. THE. POLICE. WILL. NEVER. FIND. THE. BODY.
Year 1: One down. 17 to go…
Year 1, Month 11: oh god.. it’s coming…
Year 2: NO PLEASE JUST PUT THAT DOWN. NNOOO! DON’T TOUCH THAT! Baby, i love you no matter whaT BUT PLEASE DON’T TOUCH THAT JJUST STAY STILL PLEASE SWEETHEART
Year 3: Oh thank god that’s over
Year 4: Awwww, you went to preschool. isn;t that adorable, my little intellectual shit
Year 5: ACTUAL SCHOOL! YOU LEARNED COLORS AND NUMBERS YOU’RE A GENIUS

Year 15: You called me a fuckwit. What the fuck is a fuckwit?

year 16; oh god no LIGHTLY step on the gas NO NON NO NO YOU DONT HAVE TO PRESS THAT HARD ON THE BREAK!!!

year 17: I caught you masturbating but you didn’t notice so I didn’t say anything. You’re welcome.

gastrotherapy:

After tryning Habitat cafe and GRUBS, I have finally tried quality churros in Singapore, ignoring USS of course. 
Located in Central Orchard, Spanish Doughnuts is one of the newest churros outlet in Singapore. This beauty here costs $9.90 and it is packaged like a bouquet, perfect for dates.
Other options are available such as the original long ones and the flavoured ones which honestly didn’t look as appetising.
Back to this shortie. It is not chewy like USS nor does it have the cinnamon sugar that we liked, it was however very crispy and the inside doesnt clump together. Until I find a better one, I am ready to settle for this.
Do be prepared to queue up for at least 15mins though. Trust me, it’ll be worth the wait
181 Orchard Road, #05-51/52 Orchard Central, Singapore 238896

gastrotherapy:

After tryning Habitat cafe and GRUBS, I have finally tried quality churros in Singapore, ignoring USS of course. 

Located in Central Orchard, Spanish Doughnuts is one of the newest churros outlet in Singapore. This beauty here costs $9.90 and it is packaged like a bouquet, perfect for dates.

Other options are available such as the original long ones and the flavoured ones which honestly didn’t look as appetising.

Back to this shortie. It is not chewy like USS nor does it have the cinnamon sugar that we liked, it was however very crispy and the inside doesnt clump together. Until I find a better one, I am ready to settle for this.

Do be prepared to queue up for at least 15mins though. Trust me, it’ll be worth the wait

181 Orchard Road, 
#05-51/52 Orchard Central, 
Singapore 238896

afreudianslipper:

We are Groot.”

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mtvother:

Chris Pratt isn’t the only star who hit the gym for Guardians of the Galaxy.

thegreatbugman:

I AM GROOT!

thegreatbugman:

I AM GROOT!

angelanddevil1:

stuartandmore:

The film was AMAZING

AWWW TOO CUTE ALR

angelanddevil1:

stuartandmore:

The film was AMAZING

AWWW TOO CUTE ALR

infinityonfiyah:

…Has this been done yet?
Buy it as a print here!

infinityonfiyah:

…Has this been done yet?

Buy it as a print here!

You should love something while you have it, love it fully and without reservation, even if you know you’ll lose it someday. We lose everything. If you’re trying to avoid loss, there’s no point in taking another breath, or letting your heart beat one more time. It all ends…That’s all life is. Breathing in, breathing out. The space between two breaths.
Leah Raeder, Unteachable (via quoted-books)

loving without regrets or any reservations

(via angelanddevil1)
guixonlove:


"Is it true that you’re playing Doctor Strange?" [x]

guixonlove:

"Is it true that you’re playing Doctor Strange?" [x]